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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

We are looking for a business teacher >0<

Xixixixi...^0^
Calm down, calm down !~ This is just our business homework = =
Ok, we were supposed to make an advertisement of EF looking for a teacher, and our wise, laborious and lovely Mr C#### ( I'm worried that other teachers will be jealouse) teaches THREE different subjetcs, that must be so tired!!.So, we decided to find a new business teacher to share his tribulation. ^^

Business Teacher
  • Location: Oxford
  • Salary: secret (won't be low)
  • Company: EF International Academic
  • Employee type: Contract
  • Job type: Permanent(NOT GOING TO TEACH IB and break A level students' hearts)
  • Date posted: 02/03/2009

Description:
This International Academic school is looking to appoint a teacher who can offer Business Studies to AS and A2 standard. You must be a suitably qualified and experienced teacher and available to start as soon as possible. Our students are all from other countries, such as China, Russia, Kazakstan, etc, so if you come to our school, please do NOT talk about the problem between China and Taiwan. All students in our school must improved their english, so you must speak english nomatively and fluently, and don't speak too fast in class and ask them to do their blogs everyday. Some of students may be absent most of the time because they were drunk or wenk shopping or took drugs or became a monk , ( ^^ just kidding), so you must be kind, tolerent and patient, always be confident when you face to these student. The last thing, save people from group A!

You will have a oppotunity to work in a school with good environment , interesting staff and excellent students!

Please email your CV to ian@ef.com match the requirements.

2 comments:

Mica said...

hahahahahahahaha>>>>>>> I love you Nara.hahahahahahahahahahah

Mr.Lex said...

hahahahaha....Nice work!